最強的中式英文

你給我站住!(You Give Me Stop!)美中不足 (American Chinese not enough )õ

marco-lam - 最強的中式英文

你給我站住!(You Give Me Stop!)

美中不足 (American Chinese not enough )

心花怒放 (heart flower angry open )

你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!
(you have seed I will give you some colour to see see,brothers ! together up !)

不三不四(no three no four)

不要臉.臭三八..你給老娘記住...
[No face,bad smell three eight,you give your old mother remember.]

大家真是好閒...
big home true yes good leisure...

how are you?(怎麼是你?)
how old are you?(怎麼老是你?)

Watch wear autumn water
望穿秋水

你是王八蛋
you is king eight egg

Go a head
(去個頭)

I am olny one no two
我是獨一無二

一元復始萬象更新
one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update

我火大了
I'm fire big

Big people do not think of small people s mistake.
(大人不記小人過)

Give foreigners see is many throw people~~
(給外國人看到是多丟人阿~~)

win lost milk house long poopoo rice
勝敗乃家常便飯

you have today too.
你也有今天= =|||

Close you what thing?
(關你什麼事?)

移花接木→move the flower catch the wood.

(people people feed i ,i feed peole people)
人人「為」我,我「為」人人。

★珍珠奶茶really pig milk tea

有一套
have one suit

白面書生
White face book student

Ghost just knows who you are?
鬼才知道你是誰?

:162:
移花接木...應該算比較好笑...

thomaslai - 最強的中式英文

移花接木...應該算比較好笑...
有d 唔夠正中wor:19:you too have todayI fire big:162:

chunchig - 最強的中式英文

有d 唔夠正中wor:19:

you too have today

I fire big:162:
應該係 pen three pen four ...:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

o97 - 最強的中式英文

應該係 pen three pen four ...
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
AHAHAHAHbad smell three eight HAHAH so funnyyyy:162: :162:

雪suet* - 最強的中式英文

AHAHAHAH
bad smell three eight HAHAH so funnyyyy:162: :162:
好搞笑呀!:162: :45:

pigwai - 最強的中式英文

好搞笑呀!:162: :45:
仲有man old dog男人老狗:162: angry man push carx漢推車:45:

ricky-momo - 最強的中式英文

仲有
man old dog
男人老狗:162:

angry man push car
x漢推車:45:
Give foreigners see is many throw people~~(給外國人看到是多丟人阿~~) :lol8: 

宮@小樽 - 最強的中式英文

Give foreigners see is many throw people~~
(給外國人看到是多丟人阿~~)
:lol8: 呢堆句子既感想
中國人o既英文能力真高:162:

kai_東 - 最強的中式英文

中國人o既英文能力真高:162:
:lol: :lol: 雖然我英語能力差,但睇到都知d英文好È

2打6 - 最強的中式英文

:lol: :lol:
雖然我英語能力差,但睇到都知d英文好中式
根據我地間學校Form 6 Gamcholism..仲有以下精句:俾大家

Chrono - 最強的中式英文

根據我地間學校Form 6 Gamcholism..仲有以下精句:
俾大家估下:
1.You do the first day, I do the fifteen
2.A wok of foams
3.done die
4.every particle of rice is hard
5.gingeral
6.kaokey
7.running sound
:162: :cwm17:
1.You do the first day, I do the fifteen你做初一我做十五2.A wok of foams一鑊泡

樂美心 - 最強的中式英文

1.You do the first day, I do the fifteen
你做初一我做十五
2.A wok of foams
一鑊泡?
3.done die
做死
4.every particle of rice is hard
5.gingeral
6.kaokey
求其!?
7.running sound
走先?:06:
鑑粗lism?:162: 4. 粒粒皆辛苦?7. 走音?你有種A

mania - 最強的中式英文

鑑粗lism?:162:
4. 粒粒皆辛苦?
7. 走音?


你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!
(you have seed I will give you some colour to see see,brothers ! together up !)
成句好好笑:lol:
冇錯:cwm17:..而家差5同6未有人估到..我覺得美中Ç

Chrono - 最強的中式英文

冇錯:cwm17:..而家差5同6未有人估到..

我覺得美中不足正0的..american chinese not enough:cwm17:
加多個is會更加好:162:
5.gingeral截住佢?

宮@小樽 - 最強的中式英文

5.gingeral
截住佢?
以下這個先至正XD食碗面反碗底eat bao face turn bao under:cwm17:

涼宮 遙 - 最強的中式英文

以下這個先至正XD
食碗面反碗底
eat bao face turn bao under:cwm17:
係"eat bowl face turn bowl bottom" XDD俾多個...唔該你--you shouldn't!!6係咪求&

Danny仔 - 最強的中式英文

係"eat bowl face turn bowl bottom" XDD

俾多個...

唔該你--you shouldn't!!

6係咪求其?
加個is即刻唔同哂:162:5,6真係好難估喎... :28: gingeral..? 薑&

mania - 最強的中式英文

加個is即刻唔同哂:162:

5,6真係好難估喎... :28:
gingeral..? 薑什麼?:156:
you knife have today你都有今日:o38:

薩古斯 - 最強的中式英文

you knife have today
你都有今日:o38:
係有個薑字..形容人唔識死:08:我覺得最經典

Chrono - 最強的中式英文

係有個薑字..形容人唔識死:08:

我覺得最經典的chinglish都係eat what,go where,no la呢0的 :o38:
5.gingeral夠薑?

魚蛋仔 - 最強的中式英文

5.gingeral
夠薑?
咁我比個英式中文你是傑丁嗎?不,我是史಑

得架啦 - 最強的中式英文

咁我比個英式中文

你是傑丁嗎?
不,我是史維爾
Are you kidding? :162:No, I am serious :08:

薩古斯 - 最強的中式英文

Are you kidding? :162:
No, I am serious :08:
咁都得:162:

魚蛋仔 - 最強的中式英文

咁都得:162:
冇錯:08: 仲有..我好記得見過呢一句doing a wife is very happy

Chrono - 最強的中式英文

冇錯:08:
仲有..
我好記得見過呢一句
doing a wife is very happy
一元復始萬象更新one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update:lol:

瀨川音符 - 最強的中式英文

一元復始萬象更新
one dollar restart, ten thousand elephant update
:lol:
你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,ߌ

∼鈴∼ - 最強的中式英文

你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!
(you have seed I will give you some colour to see see,brothers ! together up !)
:lol:
saw it in MONDAY -_- but very funny hqha

雪suet* - 最強的中式英文

saw it in MONDAY -_- but very funny hqha
呢句點解?:cwm17:by the way,去google到search chinglish, 係wikipedia到睇到好

mania - 最強的中式英文

呢句點解?:cwm17:

by the way,去google到search chinglish, 係wikipedia到睇到好多chinglish既資料
好好笑 :162:
實情avoid chinglish係學好英文既一大竅門黎
寫都好易, 講就唔多唔少都有d:156:
我喜歡一元復始,萬象更新:162: 我學校以前有É

七月望寧 - 最強的中式英文

我喜歡一元復始,萬象更新:162:
我學校以前有人說過OPEN DOOR SEE MOUNTAIN(開門見山):162:
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